Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Stilton Jarlsberg Rule

From cartoonist Stilton Jarlsberg:
From now on, when you hear a story about Trump and the Russians, substitute the word "Martians." And go ahead and imagine they're really bad ass Martians who want to eat our brains, defile our women, and get their own special restrooms. Now we can have all the terrifying fun the Lefties seem to be enjoying!
And he doesn't even like President Trump.

9 comments:

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  2. The G. D'Arcy (Stilton) Cheesewright rule is to break Bertie Wooster's spine in at least three to five places.

    Jeeves intervenes.

    -Mikey NTH

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  4. Comey, Yates, and these anonymous associates effed up on the timeline.

    Jan 23, FBI clears Flynn on the phone calls.

    Jan 26, Yates supposedly warns WH on Flynn due to phone calls.

    Jan 27, anonymous sources claims Comey told them Trump demanded loyalty at a Dinner, Clapper only stated Comey felt uncomfortable

    Feb 13, Flynn resigns

    Feb 14, Trump supposedly pressures Comey about the resigned Flynn

    May 3, Comey tells the Senate no one from the DoJ or from the AG that told
    him to stop any investigations and it would be a big deal, especially for politics he mused.

    May 8, Yates tells Senate she warned WH in Jan

    May 16, anonymous associates of Comey reveal a memo that Comey wrote about the Feb 14 Trump meeting (will not produce memo)

    Timeline is wrong. Moreover, heavy use of recollection and anonymous people that messed up the dates.

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  5. Martians may make better sense.

    Toss in a Romulan Bird of Prey for dramatic effect and you've got it.

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  6. It's them danged KLINGONS!!!!111111!!!

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